1) Sociology professor: [to the class at large while making a point] Why are you here?
What I wish I could have said: Because my degree plan thinks I'll be a better/smarter student for taking this class even though you just spent the last 10-15 minutes intensively explaining what socialization is. Otherwise? Good question.
I realize I can be something of a snob/elitist when it comes to intellectual standards, but really, is it so unreasonable to expect a class full of college kids (even though an alarming number of them are freshmen) to have at least a vague idea of what socialization is? Is it really necessary to spend 10-15 minutes on that?
I'll just be over here wondering if my freakishly rigorous college prep school education has permanently warped my brain. It did take me at least two years to be able to deal with getting a C...
2) I noticed on my Sociology syllabus (yes, I'm going to be ranting about this class a lot) that there's going to be a "discussion day" about Race/Ethnicity. Is it bad that the various racewanks I've witnessed on LJ have made me unbelievably, cynically excited about this to the point that I fully intend to bring popcorn and internet bingo cards? Call it a crazy hunch, but I can't help but feel like I'm looking at this from the wrong perspective.
3) One of my friends recently pointed out that the last 5-8 years of my life should not only place me out of my Abnormal Psych. class, but should qualify me to teach it. Am still deciding whether or not that was the most left-handed compliment in all of existence.
4) In non-RL news, this (WARNING: spoiler alert for Glee) makes me wonder if Ryan Murphy has decided to abandon all pretense and is now openly trolling the shit out of us, or if this is just keeping with the usual trend of flip-flopping between Puck being a17 year old boy juvenile asshole or a decent human being.
5) Dear Christian Kane,
How does your voice exist? More importantly, who do I have tokill maim pray to to make a duet with you and Stark happen? Because something tells me the combination of y'all's voices could engineer world peace. It certainly doesn't hurt that both of y'all are stupidly good-looking.

Think it over?
Much love,
emerald_skies
P.S. - Jensen Ackles could come too, it'd be like a giant Texas-gasm (HA!) of awesome.
6) I've been re-watching OZ to bring myself out of this funk I've been in lately (shut up, it makes sense in my head) and have decided two things:
- I would sell my apartment for Dean Winters (a.k.a. Ryan O'Reilly)
- I need OZ gifs (bonus points if they include O'Reilly)
7) Am I the only one who has trouble picturing Tom Hardy as Bane in the next Batman movie? I've been hearing about him and this role so many times lately that I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a thing. I'm not sure why, he and Bane just don't mesh in my head but who knows? Maybe he'll surprise me.
(Make no mistake, I love me some Tom Hardy, I just can't picture him this way without doing some mental gymnastics)
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"Something cannot emerge from nothing..." -- Frank Herbert
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Cheers.
ETA: Sacha Baron-Cohen is controversial (again). In other news, water is still wet, bears are still Catholic, Popes still...well, you get the idea.
What I wish I could have said: Because my degree plan thinks I'll be a better/smarter student for taking this class even though you just spent the last 10-15 minutes intensively explaining what socialization is. Otherwise? Good question.
I realize I can be something of a snob/elitist when it comes to intellectual standards, but really, is it so unreasonable to expect a class full of college kids (even though an alarming number of them are freshmen) to have at least a vague idea of what socialization is? Is it really necessary to spend 10-15 minutes on that?
I'll just be over here wondering if my freakishly rigorous college prep school education has permanently warped my brain. It did take me at least two years to be able to deal with getting a C...
2) I noticed on my Sociology syllabus (yes, I'm going to be ranting about this class a lot) that there's going to be a "discussion day" about Race/Ethnicity. Is it bad that the various racewanks I've witnessed on LJ have made me unbelievably, cynically excited about this to the point that I fully intend to bring popcorn and internet bingo cards? Call it a crazy hunch, but I can't help but feel like I'm looking at this from the wrong perspective.
3) One of my friends recently pointed out that the last 5-8 years of my life should not only place me out of my Abnormal Psych. class, but should qualify me to teach it. Am still deciding whether or not that was the most left-handed compliment in all of existence.
4) In non-RL news, this (WARNING: spoiler alert for Glee) makes me wonder if Ryan Murphy has decided to abandon all pretense and is now openly trolling the shit out of us, or if this is just keeping with the usual trend of flip-flopping between Puck being a
5) Dear Christian Kane,
How does your voice exist? More importantly, who do I have to

Think it over?
Much love,
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P.S. - Jensen Ackles could come too, it'd be like a giant Texas-gasm (HA!) of awesome.
6) I've been re-watching OZ to bring myself out of this funk I've been in lately (shut up, it makes sense in my head) and have decided two things:
- I would sell my apartment for Dean Winters (a.k.a. Ryan O'Reilly)
- I need OZ gifs (bonus points if they include O'Reilly)
7) Am I the only one who has trouble picturing Tom Hardy as Bane in the next Batman movie? I've been hearing about him and this role so many times lately that I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a thing. I'm not sure why, he and Bane just don't mesh in my head but who knows? Maybe he'll surprise me.
(Make no mistake, I love me some Tom Hardy, I just can't picture him this way without doing some mental gymnastics)
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"Something cannot emerge from nothing..." -- Frank Herbert
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Cheers.
ETA: Sacha Baron-Cohen is controversial (again). In other news, water is still wet, bears are still Catholic, Popes still...well, you get the idea.